OK, so I never thought we would be the type of people to enter our baby into a stupid contest, like say for instance the Regis and Kelly Beautiful Baby contest. And, maybe we did.
(Don't judge - Harvard is not going to pay for itself and the prize was something like a $150,000 college scholarship.)
Needless to say, our Beautiful Baby was not a finalist. We were robbed. See, they made William cry. Regis and Kelly better apologize.