When I Have a Child...

I was talking to girls at work yesterday about the stupid things people do in college, like drinking too much, jumping off roofs, getting dogs, etc. I personally think getting a dog while a student is never a good idea for a thousand reasons I won't get into. To show just how passionate I am about this I started the sentence, "When I have a child, they better not...."

Whoa! Um, NEWS FLASH, I have a child.

Parent Grade = F-